Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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