I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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