D3 body, D1 cock
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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