You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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