I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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