WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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