So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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