omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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