All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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