love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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