Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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