Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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