Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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