if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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