so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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