party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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