But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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