Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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