I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
