last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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