All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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