if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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