My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
