I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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