have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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