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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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