If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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