There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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