omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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