just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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