So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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