he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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