I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
