I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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