You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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