Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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