Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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