Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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