you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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