who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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