She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
