seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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