Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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