Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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