he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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