When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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