We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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