She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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