How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
is it fun? or sober?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
