You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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