sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
